i left norway for thailand in 2026. exit tax, wealth tax, a bank that wanted to know everything, a visa, custody on the move, and the order to do it in. nobody sold me a map. so i drew one on the way.
this page is that map, sold as a service. it is orientation, not tax or legal advice. you leave with the sequence, the rules that apply to you with sources, and the exact questions to bring to a professional. nobody pays for a verdict here - you get a person who did it standing behind a write-up.
what you get
answer 12 questions and get a 5-page write-up in 48 hours: where you stand, the exit-tax rules for your country with sources and the questions for your accountant, why your jurisdiction won't ease up, how to move your bitcoin safely, the thinking behind the plan, the order i actually moved in, and your next three steps. one lawyer and one accountant in thailand i'd call myself - marked as affiliate, because it is.
i never put a number on your situation. just the rule, where to check it, and what to ask.
pick your level
| level | price | what you get |
|---|---|---|
| the write-up | 200k sats · $250 | your plan, no call |
| write-up + a chat | 350k sats · $400 | the write-up, then 30 minutes to walk through your path. most people pick this. |
| the full call | 400k sats · $500 | write-up + 90 minutes, for family, a business, or a longer history. |
pay in sats by lightning, no account. prefer normal money? ask - i'll explain once you're in.
normal money leaves a trail at your bank. sats don't. your call.
the first three spots
the first three people get a founding price: 150k sats, sats only. in return, 15 minutes of honest feedback once your write-up lands, and permission to use what i learn from your questions - never your details - to make the next one better.
is this for you
- i lived it: norway. every step.
- not a fit: americans - your tax bill follows your passport, and that's a problem i haven't solved myself. also not a fit if you're already in a dispute with a tax office - see a lawyer first.
thailand is the only destination i can speak to from experience. curious about somewhere else? one honest paragraph, marked «not lived» - never a recommendation.
the jurisdiction watch
a short monthly note on what changed - exit tax, wealth tax, bank rules, surveillance - for the places people usually write in from, plus thailand. facts, sources, what it means for your timing. i will never tell you to «leave now». 30k sats or $35 a month. not running yet - dm «watch» to get on the list.
how to start
dm the few account on nostr: npub1ejn...7rn49. say «exit» and i'll send the 12 questions. answer in ranges, not exact numbers - i don't need them and don't want them. everything you send is encrypted and deleted 30 days after your write-up lands.
want the whole thing set up for you - wallets, the move, all of it? that's separate (1-2m sats), only if you ask once your write-up is in hand.
few understand.